Borowitz does it again, (FB post, 3/6/18 @ 9pm):
Trump Denies Having Sex With Stormy Daniels, Citing Boner Spurs
WASHINGTON - In a preview of what promises to be an unorthodox legal defense, on Tuesday night Donald
J. Trump denied having sex with the porn actress Stormy Daniels,
claiming that he was prevented from doing so by a rare penile condition
known as “boner spurs.” According to Trump’s attorney, Michael D.
Cohen, the boner spurs have made sex “virtually impossible” for Trump
for decades. “I have sworn affidavits from dozens of women who state
unequivocally that sex with Donald Trump does not count as sex,” Cohen
said.
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